In this month of August I was invited to a wedding. The wedding was really nice, the villa was beautiful where he performed the civil ceremony, the beautiful location of the festival, the beautiful bride, my cousin, with a happy face that made me feel happy for her, as her husband.
But for a single person over 35, attend a marriage is something devastating. If it is a marriage of friends, that's different, but a marriage of relatives is an arduous undertaking to which you have to sacrifice. You know previously that you will be pierced by a barrage of questions as to the opening of pheasant hunting. In good faith, of course, relatives not seen in 10 years will make the questions so personal and intimate, as naturally to ask "what time is it?". Arguments that even the best friend who often did not address every day even after drinking two Tennent's.
"But how old are you? Madonna ... as time goes on" But when you get married? " "Are you engaged?" "You pretend that one too!" "How come you do not have anyone?" How to say ... You have a problem?
now I've made the call and tell me that everything slips away and we do even a smile, but believe me this is very embarrassing. And fortunately that is not otherwise a woman came into play even the biological clock ... But when you take a child, you have to attend to, otherwise ....
Then you have to prepare answers. And above all we want simple answers and dry, otherwise the conversation is prolonged, and takes an ugly turn. Woe to say "I'm getting married" or "I have not found the right person ".... Alas! Forces. By the time I learned to say "I do not want none !!!", which is a little sad but it makes everyone happy. They got the answer they wanted.
And then these weddings, all the usual rites times you've seen a thousand times and you do not care nothing but to which you must attend with a smile, otherwise who knows what they think, like banners the street, think again! ARE YOU SURE! And that sucks!!
And the rice and the lady ever known puts you in hand and that before the couple has left you is already baked in the hot hand.
And that tells you to "kiss .... kiss .... kiss!" and "Long live the bride and groom" and you with greasy hands from gold to Cartoccio hasten to applaud you. And that sucks!
And those usually 2 or 3 as long as the restaurant are fools to give themselves a voice and are believed to be a Zelig?
And the menu at the gates of marriages that have the definite article? "The triumph of Tuscan salami in a bed of rocket," "The sea bass baked" The rags to mushroom cream ".... just to give something of that family. In the normal menu does not bring us the definite article, as ever, how can you explain?
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